I hypothesize that, if there are angels or similar controlling the weather, that the realm of Utah has essentially become their gambling spot. Rather than determine the weather through normal patterns, the weather here in Utah is run by much more of a roulette wheel system.

Spin, spin, spin. Alright, folks, it looks like today will be a Summer day! That's right, Summer Day, everyone.

Spin, spin, spin. Okay, okay, everyone, settle down, settle down! It looks like today is going to be a Winter Day! That's right, Winter.

And one more time! It looks like -- oh, looks like 15 mile per hour winds and absolutely no water at all -- no rain, no snow, but covering clouds and rushing winds, everyone!

Seriously, can anyone else give a satisfactory explanation why each day this month seems to belong to a different season and climate zone?